0 Stars: Please, for the love of your wallet, don’t see this movie.

☆ Star: Unless you have a fetish for really crappy films, save your time.

☆☆ Stars: God no. Catch this on TV like one of those Sunday-afternoon movies.

☆☆☆ Stars: Eh…probably a DVD rental.

☆☆☆☆ Stars: This is a good film; worth shucking out $20 bucks.

☆☆☆☆☆ Stars: Waiting for the Oscar…