0 Stars: Please, for the love of your wallet, don’t see this movie.
☆ Star: Unless you have a fetish for really crappy films, save your time.
☆☆ Stars: God no. Catch this on TV like one of those Sunday-afternoon movies.
☆☆☆ Stars: Eh…probably a DVD rental.
☆☆☆☆ Stars: This is a good film; worth shucking out $20 bucks.
☆☆☆☆☆ Stars: Waiting for the Oscar…